Cupcakes

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X: Face it, nobody actually gives their neighbours cupcakes out of the goodness of their hearts. It’s just not normal.
S: Well, why not?
X: It’s one of those things you do to soften the blow when you need to tell them something bad. Like, “I accidentally killed your bird” or “You have a STD”.
S: I think you’ll need something better than cupcakes for that last one…
X: I meant metaphorically.
S: How do you metaphorically give somebody a STD?
X: Not what I meant.
S: I know.
X: Bitch.