Cupcakes

Feel the love.

X: Face it, nobody actually gives their neighbours cupcakes out of the goodness of their hearts. It’s just not normal.
S: Well, why not?
X: It’s one of those things you do to soften the blow when you need to tell them something bad. Like, “I accidentally killed your bird” or “You have a STD”.
S: I think you’ll need something better than cupcakes for that last one…
X: I meant metaphorically.
S: How do you metaphorically give somebody a STD?
X: Not what I meant.
S: I know.
X: Bitch.

Procrastination

Hello, my name is Sherry. I take pictures when I’m bored and should be studying.

I know I shouldn’t fall for the wiles and seduction of megapixels, but can I just say how much I love the details on that shot?

I guess taking a picture of your reading doesn’t actually count as real studying does it?